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Angry Pirate

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SEX AT 80 YEARS OLD
« on: December 08, 2011, 08:59:23 PM »

A bus boy at a small town restaurant walks out the back door to have a smoke when he sees an 80 year old man and an 80 year old woman having hot intense sex against the fence at the back of the property.  Gyrating, shaking, quivering and screaming.
After they finish and collapse on the ground they dress and began to walk back into the restaurant. 
The bus boy stops the old man hoping to gain secrets to longevity and good sex even after 80 years of life.
He asks what possessed them to to make it after lunch behind the restaurant and has the sex always been that intense?
The old man replies that he met his wife in that restaurant 60 years before and today was their anniversary.  The day they met their feelings were so strong that they could not wait to get home to make love so they made it against the fence out back.  So to celebrate today, they agreed to relive their first time.

As for the intensity young fella.......they didn't have them electric fences back then.
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Re: SEX AT 80 YEARS OLD
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 04:38:12 AM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: SEX AT 80 YEARS OLD
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 07:10:29 PM »

what ever it takes  :coolblue: take care of that women  :cucumber:
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