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Dear Abby
« on: June 22, 2007, 12:34:50 PM »

Dear Abby,
 
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
 
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."
 
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
 
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so
I could get a good view of her when she arrived home from a night out
with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her
blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and
slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my SEEG,
that I noticed a six inch scratch across the front fender of my bike.
 
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealership where I bought it and have them fix it?
 
Signed,
 
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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 10:07:39 PM »

That's funny..LOL
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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 05:06:10 PM »

What's fuinny about that, Candy?  Seems like a reasonable question to me! :-\
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Re: Dear Abby
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 11:25:53 PM »

What's fuinny about that, Candy?  Seems like a reasonable question to me! :-\

It's a good thing they're already on the road Shannon.  Candy may be officer of their particular deck but the author was the senior NCO of the household  :drink: .
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