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[MJZ]

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A  bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an  animated conversation.
The  lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is  galvanized when she hears one of them  say the following:

Emma  come first.
Den  I come.

Den  two asses come together

I  come once-a-more!

Two  asses, they come together again.

I  come again and pee twice.

Then  I come one lasta time.'



The  lady can't take this any more,


'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In  this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives." 



'Hey,  coola down lady,' said the man.

'Who  talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '  Mississippi '.'

$5.00 says you're gonna read  this again!

[Screamin]

Owe ya a fiver.

[MJZ]

 

[Break-In]

Funny

[Texas Lurker]

Do you except PAYPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Linny

[ccr]

Owe ya a fiver.

Yep!