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Magic Green Hat
« on: March 08, 2011, 10:38:09 PM »
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.   When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.   Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

Here's the hat.


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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 10:51:59 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2011, 11:11:14 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D :huepfenlol2:

That struck me as funny!
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 06:40:38 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 08:48:07 AM »
Works every time.
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 10:09:18 AM »
What a great way to clearm out!!
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 06:40:57 PM »
 They get gone faster if the hat says I.N.S. Just thinking :nixweiss:
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 09:56:09 AM »
Thanks, i needed a good chuckle.  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Magic Green Hat
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2011, 06:10:05 AM »
 :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno: :nervous: :cucumber:
I got mine from Amazon.com
it sure is fun to wear into WalMart  - kind of clears the aisles
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