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jimp

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Please be careful shopping @ Lowes & Home Depot
« on: December 14, 2006, 07:35:28 PM »

A heads up for those of you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 12th, three times just yesterday.

I am heading out now to buy some more wallets.
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Re: Please be careful shopping @ Lowes & Home Depo
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006, 07:52:29 PM »

Damn Jimp!!!!! ;D [smiley=2vrolijk_21.gif]

Darn it.....I knew I forgot something at Home Depot. I better get cleaned up and make a run :o Be back in a few hours [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Re: Please be careful shopping @ Lowes & Home Depo
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006, 08:09:51 PM »

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A heads up for those of you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I am heading out now to buy some more wallets.

I hate when that happens!  [smiley=ROFLOL.gif]

djkak
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Re: Please be careful shopping @ Lowes & Home Depo
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2006, 06:30:19 PM »

HOW DID THE WINDOWS LOOK [smiley=nixweiss.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Re: Please be careful shopping @ Lowes & Home Depo
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 07:09:13 PM »

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Damn Jimp!!!!! ;D [smiley=2vrolijk_21.gif]

Darn it.....I knew I forgot something at Home Depot. I better get cleaned up and make a run :o Be back in a few hours [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Re: Please be careful shopping @ Lowes & Home Depo
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 08:25:11 PM »

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Better take the cage Grover...... ;D

Damn! I'm gonna take the RV.....It has more windows to keep clean [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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