Senior citizen while in the supermarket got separated from his wife, while looking about for her he ran into a young man with a similar problem and the young man suggested they both should exchange descriptions of their spouses so they could possibly cut the search time . The senior agreed it was a great idea and ask the young man to describe his wife . He said she's a brunette, about 5' 9" 125 pounds 39-23-35 wearing a mini dress and platform heels, what does yours look like ? The senior replied : Never mind let's just hurry and find yours .....