I believe we could do far worse than looking to the statesmen and philosophers for guidance on such an august topic (burp ['scuse me
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Sir Winston Churchill
Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
Thomas Jefferson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.
Wilhelm II of Germany
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
Abraham Lincoln
Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine
Translation: I sit here and drink my good Wittenberg Beer, and the Kingdom of the God comes all by itself."
Martin Luther (before he got grumpy, i.e, pre-reformation)
Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man"
A. E. Housman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
By the way, I am very picky. I like COLD beer (unless I'm in Ireland, then I'm not even that picky).