Incident#1 1979. I was riding two up on a Yamaha 750 special, with luggage tied on for a four day weekend. As I approached an intersection, a driver turned left right in front of me. I locked the brakes down briefly. The rear wheel started sliding and getting sideways. There was no way I'd stop in time. I let off the brakes, steered to the left missing his back bumper by inches. Then I was headed for the ditch. I steered to the right, dragging the footpegs. The guy behind me said he coldn't believe I missed the car. After changing my underwear, we went on with our trip.
Incident#2 1999. I was single and woke one Sunday morning to clean house. After blowing the bulk of the dirt our of the house with a leaf blower, I did a shot of Grey Goose Vodka and started vacuuming the remainder of the dirt out. I did a shot for each room I vacuumed. After finishing, I decided to take a ride. I rode over to a buddy's house. I could have parked at the top of the hill and walked to his front door, but decided to ride down. There was a foot bridge over a deep ditch. No problem. I visited with him a bit, and did a few more vodka shots. When I came back out, I looked hard at the foot bridge. My common sense told me to walk the bike over the foot bridge. The vodka in me said "hit it hard". The vodka won the arguement. When I hit the bridge, the bike did a wheelie. When the front wheel came down, it missed the bridge and nose dived into the ditch. It threw me off, and I landed on my head. It felt like I broke my neck. My buddy had to carry me home in his truck. I layed around for a bit, until I decided I needed to go to the hospital. since it was sunday, I had to go to the emergency room. The Dr there asked me how much I had to drink. I remember answering..."Too much obviously." I thought it was funny. He didn't. Nothing broke, I was just sore all over. I never rode that Schwinn again. I bought a Motorcycle the next week.