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[Jock]

Question:  If women were to rule the world by 2050, how different would the world be?

Answer:  Women have always been the rulers…Just ask men if they can get what they desire without a woman.

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Question:  Which quality of women gives them an edge over men?

Answer:  The quality to control men 24/7/365 and they do not even know it.

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Question:  When you shake your money maker what part of the body would that be?

Answer:  Well that’s a “hard” one isn’t it?  Do I need to say more?

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Question:  What is your definition of success?

Answer:  The ability to laugh at a man’s stupid joke in order to get into my…

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Question:  Tell me something about yourself your parents don’t know.

Answer:  I keep a few play things in my bed stand for pure pleasure.

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Question:  What would you consider to be your best asset?

Answer:  Oh that’s easy…my rack!

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Question:  What celebrity do you most look like?

Answer:  Lucile Ball

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Question:  When you grow up where do you desire to work?

Answer:  At mi amigo Jorge’s office…hey wait it minute I already work here…that was a trick question.

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Question:  Has anyone ever told you that you look like Carrie Underwood?

Answer:  I draw the line at carrying wood I tell ya!  Unless of course it is a woodie!

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Question:  Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker? Why?

Answer:  By the virtue of being a woman, I consider myself to be a taker. As a woman, I take it in many ways and guys you know that to be true!

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Question:  If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you choose and why?

Answer:  I would choose Vogue as it has been, for me, a celebration of womanhood…Besides they do not require me to take my clothes off like Playboy did!

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Question:  Can you sing like Beyonce because you sure look as good as her?

Answer:  Better!

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Question:  So I understand that you know mi amigo Jorge on a close basis can you provide my details?

Answer:  What Jorge has with his staff is special and is intended to remain just that…but what I can tell you is he is a sex machine…not that I know!!!!!

[Jock]

About right now it is time to take a time out and hear a word from our sponsors…



 

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Part Two – Soon!  Soooo...much more....

 

Besides I must get ready to watch my name sake for this period of time at least....

By the way I ran out of web site cards (250) on the first day...Thursday...

Enjoy more later...

And to those that attended...were are your posts?